Wanted Parry Crew

A corrupt conglomerate headed by a tandem of an ogre and a midget is in need of additional "parryers" of deadly blows of accusations that keep on rocking their ship by the smelly river. The old "parryers" are crying burn-out. The likes of "toting 2 tapes buni", "sirraulo goonsgalis", "serging your wetness apostle" "mite 'tol binalbag depunso" among other asshole sipsips are giving way to new fresh from the oven "parryers" of accusing bombs by the opposite side through the media. The cabal has still the fightingest team of "roaralie pahairdo" and "anthot gaullis" who parry with chutzpah the "undocumented" corruption charges. But the fight is at its fiercest. These two clowns might pack-up and go anytime. The pay is astronomical as time is running out. As long as the applicants are well-trained on the art of lying and some magic with the extreme endurance to stinking bovine odure they would be assured of lifetime comfort and heap of praises from the principals including the clandestine immoderate greedy group++. Just follow the facial expressions of the queen of the mob like roaralie and anthot do, the job of parrying for the gang will be a piece of cake. Do not forget arrogance and hypocrisy. This is a deadly brew that has kept the blighted land divided. Send your resume to ES through the Archbishop's Palace for initial but secret incantations to the fast weakening powers that be. Do not forget to thicken your face for the interview.