The Privileges of the Suckutives

The suckutives running the reins of government hammered the last nail to the coffin of the long dead, decaying psuedo-democracy. Have you ever heard of gambling lords being tried since the time of the lord-positioned usurper of the highest office? They have invoked their suckutive privileges since the ass of the evil bitch touched the throne. The smirks on their faces have been flashing from that time on. Now all are baring their fangs and the poor senators are still searching for any trace of honor and respect left among their peers. After all, they are all politicians, supposedly the most honorable of all people in this blighted land. They wouldn't stop sucking till there's riots and chaos in the streets. Then their lord of lords would growl as they'd go at each other's neck. Nothing good lasts forever. So they're getting madder and madder as the end game starts. The generals, the bishops, the lawyers, the businessmen, now the judges, they all bow to the empress as the pieces of silvers become scarce or by magic keep on coming. Long live the queen. As the short fat lady sucks.